6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
Oh my god everything. I adored school. High AND college. But no one else took teacher reviews as seriously as me and those blue papered shits were my actual life blood + I would volunteer to collect them and turn them in because the teacher had to exit while we did them. I also loved crit in art and get so bored of people who never have anything to say.
9. PC or MAC
Not to start a war by MAC because I am a designer and a designer on a PC is like an Olympic swimmer in an inflatable pool. PCs have their strong suits too. No worries. Gaming and programming for sure.
20. Free rant on whatever grinds your gears at the moment
Mockingjay is not a good book. Twilight is THE worse book. Nolan’s batman films are a plothole disguised as a story. It is never ok to not read Harry Potter. Season nine of Xfiles was piss poor and Reyes represents a quick fix to a behind the scenes cop-out and her being a good or bad character doesn’t even end up on my table. She is a no for existing at all. Thanks for nothing DAVID. Episode one can be fun. Put on your big boy panties and IGNORE JAR JAR BINKS. Why are ugg boots a thing again? Don’t ever touch an animal in anger I will wrap you in barbed wire and drag you down the street. I totally don’t even like pizza that much I am missing out. Orange is the new black makes for a mediocre book. Why do things cost money?
"I'm pretty much convinced that you have AT LEAST fifteen cats, and that you sometimes do Star Wars cosplays with them (when you're not too busy "catladying," as you put it xD). I reckon you're pretty snarky and wonderful and rant about cats and unicorns and Paula Abdul and meeting Gillian a lot, and you don't really give a shit about other people's opinions. For some reason I feel like you can sing well? You seem both rly chill and easily excitable at the same time. Basically you a p cool chica!"
I only have 1/5th that number and it is a DAMN SHAME. I do tend to snark-a-lark on the daily. If being able to recite all of Baby Got Back counts as singing, then call me Celine ok.
This ask is good shit. I thank.
"KAREN H E L P M E I JUST SAW "THIS IS NOT HAPPENING" AND "DEADALIVE" AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EMOTION ANYMORE B/C I LITERALLY CRIED MYSELF TO THE POINT OF UTTER EXHAUSTION AND OH MY GOD MULDER'S BACK?????!!?!?!!?!!?!??!!?1 AND SCULLY'S FUCKING SCREAM AT THE END OF "THIS IS NOT HAPPENING" ACTUALLY TORE MY SOUL ASUNDER OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHAT HAS THIS SHOW DONE TO MEEEE"
WHAT THE FUCKS ARE YOU DOING ACK-SHULLY. RUDE. RUDE. FUCKING RUDE. I HATE YOU CHRIS, EAT A BAG O’DICKS.
replied to your post:
scullyinthetardis replied to your post:
OHH THESE ARE THE SHITS THAT YOU ARE REFERRING TO! HAH I’ve seen these floating around on my dash and they’ve been really confusing me???
XKIT IS A TRIPLE X THROW DOWN DIAL 1-800 MIX-A-LOT AND IMPROVE YOUR FUCKING DASH.
replied to your post:
scullyinthetardis reblogged your photo wait I…
wait hang on what? What’s going on now???
I CAN HOVER OVER SOME SHITS HERE ON THIS SHIT AND SEND A REPLY.
wait I can reply or something. CONFUSED
"Here's a slightly unusual, introspective-ish one for ya: Close your eyes and think of the outdoors, and describe in as much detail as possible the type of landscape that first comes to mind. :D"
A forest. Immediately and always a forest. Simultaneously dense and airy. The light shines through the trees. The trees are old and large. Trunks expanding outward and lower branches bigger than the trunks of the average great oak. There is no underbrush. No grass. Just moss and a soft lush ground. There are also rocks fused into some of the roots and a small creek trickles around me, embracing roots and rocks alike while caressing my ears with its steady flow. The land scape is uneven and the nooks and crannies of this great forest beg me to explore them.
Not strange at all and thank you for your ask…
"I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has a minor heart attack every time new pictures of Gillian Anderson surface :'D. Also, your tags are almost always a perfect reflection of what my soul is screaming XD. In any case, carry on with your Gillybean feels attack <3"
SHE SHATTERS MY ENTIRE LIFE TO THE SEVENTEEN WINDS (THERE ARE SEVENTEEN NOW. OK) AND INTO THE COSMOS AND SHE IS A HORRIBLE PEACE (PIECE - WHOOOOPS) OF SHIT AND I WANT TO PUNCH HER SO SOFTLY LIKE ANGEL KISSES INTO HER HAIR.
also have this because R E A S O N S:
also, girl you so cute. Thanks for the ask. x.
"where is this new Gillian Anderson panel thing that you are now shamelessly waving around tELL ME PLS WHAT IS IT WHERE IS IT I NEED ALL THE INFO <3"
I AM ACTUALLY EXTREMELY FULL OF ALL THE SHAME BECAUSE I FEEL QUITE BAD. LIKE I CANNOT ACTUALLY BE THIS LUCKY. So that is why I didn’t tag the post and I just….
Gillian will be at Fandom Fest in Kentucky and there is a VIP package just for her.
"UGH oh my GOD I wish I could have been at ECCC! I just read your story about meeting Gillian, and I am SO VERY ENVIOUS! Oh goodness gracious, you are so lucky. Ugh. Okay sorry, I just had to come by and tell you my feels, and to congratulate you on your unbelievable experience. <3 Congratulations, you incredibly lucky ducky!"
I am very very lucky. I flew across the entire country and am overwhelmed by how well everything went. It was the happiest and most stressful weekend of my life. My soul is still crying about it. Thank you so much for this message. I am glad you enjoyed the small novel I wrote. Not over it. Never over it. MY. ICON. jfc.