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I am utterly eclectic and this one time, I met Gillian Anderson.

Welcome to the ramblings of a fangirl/designer. Warning, there are Unicorns, X-files and Paula Abdul ahead.

I am totally infatuated with my cats, read more books than Lindsay Lohan snorts lines of coke, and believe that normalcy is a horrible horrible disease.

I collect school buses and a few other things.



Excuse me, but….you gon’ learn today.
“Effie annoys Haymitch greatly by her Capitol ways. Since Haymitch isn’t familiar to Effie’s manners, dead lines and appearance he becomes annoyed when she nags him about this. He annoys Effie as well by being at his worst and frustrate her by his appearance and manners like when he eats with his hands and like an animal. The two do have their moments together like the night before the Third Quarter Quell. The two say their final goodbyes before she is taken away and Haymitch shows to care for her.”
“No one cares, Effie!” I snap. Everyone at the table stares at me, even Haymitch, who you’d think would be on my side in this matter since Effie drives him nuts.”
“Haymitch and Effie join us, looking pleased about something.”
“They say Plutarch and Haymitch had a hard time keeping her alive,” comments Venia under her breath.” AKA: HAYMITCH was the one who SAVED EFFIE’S LIFE and rescued her from the Capitol when she was imprisoned for rebelling. 
Yeah, she totally ruined his life but yet he still felt the need to save hers. 
YES, Effie DID support the Games and the Capitol AT ONE POINT IN HER LIFE (just like every other Capitol citizen), but the important thing is she saw that it was wrong AND REBELLED. I mean, do people totally just forget about that? Did you pay any attention to Effie at all while you read the books or?
Anyway, by the end of Mockingjay, they’re both very broken people and need someone. Haymitch because of his obvious past, and Effie because of being imprisoned (and it’s hinted at tortured) by the Capitol. To me, it just makes sense. They’ve known each other for years and- if nothing else, they have at least a friendship by Mockingjay(and you can’t deny that). It’s obvious they care for one another or Haymitch would have never went and rescued her. He would have just let her die.
AND WOODY AND ELIZABETH SHIP HAYFFIE AND THEY PLAY THEM SO I GUESS IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK ANYWAY.
”I think Effie has a huge crush on Haymitch. I have a huge crush on Woody. And I think Haymitch is like “Eh, I think Effie would be fun in the sack. I would do that.” - Elizabeth Banks.
Once again, friendly reminder: She rebelled against the Capitol and he saved her life. 
He saved her life. 
She rebelled. 


PREACH. BLESS.

Excuse me, but….you gon’ learn today.

“Effie annoys Haymitch greatly by her Capitol ways. Since Haymitch isn’t familiar to Effie’s manners, dead lines and appearance he becomes annoyed when she nags him about this. He annoys Effie as well by being at his worst and frustrate her by his appearance and manners like when he eats with his hands and like an animal. The two do have their moments together like the night before the Third Quarter Quell. The two say their final goodbyes before she is taken away and Haymitch shows to care for her.

“No one cares, Effie!” I snap. Everyone at the table stares at me, even Haymitch, who you’d think would be on my side in this matter since Effie drives him nuts.”

“Haymitch and Effie join us, looking pleased about something.”

“They say Plutarch and Haymitch had a hard time keeping her alive,” comments Venia under her breath.” AKA: HAYMITCH was the one who SAVED EFFIE’S LIFE and rescued her from the Capitol when she was imprisoned for rebelling. 

Yeah, she totally ruined his life but yet he still felt the need to save hers. 

YES, Effie DID support the Games and the Capitol AT ONE POINT IN HER LIFE (just like every other Capitol citizen), but the important thing is she saw that it was wrong AND REBELLED. I mean, do people totally just forget about that? Did you pay any attention to Effie at all while you read the books or?

Anyway, by the end of Mockingjay, they’re both very broken people and need someone. Haymitch because of his obvious past, and Effie because of being imprisoned (and it’s hinted at tortured) by the Capitol. To me, it just makes sense. They’ve known each other for years and- if nothing else, they have at least a friendship by Mockingjay(and you can’t deny that). It’s obvious they care for one another or Haymitch would have never went and rescued her. He would have just let her die.

AND WOODY AND ELIZABETH SHIP HAYFFIE AND THEY PLAY THEM SO I GUESS IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK ANYWAY.

”I think Effie has a huge crush on Haymitch. I have a huge crush on Woody. And I think Haymitch is like “Eh, I think Effie would be fun in the sack. I would do that.” - Elizabeth Banks.

Once again, friendly reminder: She rebelled against the Capitol and he saved her life. 

He saved her life. 

She rebelled. 

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PREACH. BLESS.



thg meme ♔ five friendships and/or otps {3/5}

Haymitch & Effie



HAYFFIE WEEK | Day 3: Favourite movie scene
↳ all of them

“Haymitch and Effie are sort of like characters from a great 40’s love affair rom-com. You know, they’re a little Bogie and Bacall. There’s a bit of push-pull. There’s a little love-hate. There’s a little bit - just enough respect to keep it tied together. Um, but they - there’s a lot of wit between them. They’re two great wits - well matched.”




AU MEME → Stripper!Effie and gangster!Haymitch {for gayffie}

“You’re sexy with a gun,” Effie purrs after watching Haymitch shoot a man point-blank in the alley behind The Capitol Strip Club. The man had been harassing her - stalking, really - for weeks and Haymitch couldn’t stand it, his fierce protectiveness taking over.
“I thought you thought I was sexy always,” he replies, holding out his hand so she can step daintily over the body in her five inch heels.
“Well,” Effie’s nose wrinkles as she glimpses the blood oozing from the man’s chest. “Not when you’re wearing your stupid cowboy hat.”
“I like my cowboy hat,” retorts Haymitch, pulling her to his chest with a smirk.
“And you’re the only one in Panem who does.” Effie laughs and presses her lips against his. “Come on, let’s go back to yours and I’ll strip for you for free.”

AU MEME → Stripper!Effie and gangster!Haymitch {for gayffie}

“You’re sexy with a gun,” Effie purrs after watching Haymitch shoot a man point-blank in the alley behind The Capitol Strip Club. The man had been harassing her - stalking, really - for weeks and Haymitch couldn’t stand it, his fierce protectiveness taking over.

“I thought you thought I was sexy always,” he replies, holding out his hand so she can step daintily over the body in her five inch heels.

“Well,” Effie’s nose wrinkles as she glimpses the blood oozing from the man’s chest. “Not when you’re wearing your stupid cowboy hat.”

“I like my cowboy hat,” retorts Haymitch, pulling her to his chest with a smirk.

“And you’re the only one in Panem who does.” Effie laughs and presses her lips against his. “Come on, let’s go back to yours and I’ll strip for you for free.”





I assume that someone located the exact fabric for Effie’s yellow/pink ensemble. Since now all these exquisite and accurate cosplays are popping up. Can someone share where the fabric is? Sign me up.




Im having a flail with her teeth at that moment in the first gif. Unspeakable alone time with this movie when it comes out.



Hayffie | Post-Mockingjay (AU) | Revenge 



To maximize the amount of Effie in my life, which store should I buy The Hunger Games from?

Target (photo 1) has an exclusive three disc set but Wal-Mart (photo 2) has something with a bonus featurette called ‘Capitol Couture’

Opinions?

*Note, I couldn’t care less about the pendant.





Hayffie feelings.






THG - Home
On Effie’s first day back in Twelve, after the war, Haymitch shows her around and re-introduces her to the rebuilt district. The Capitol far behind them, he leads her past the broken down fences that used to surround Twelve, not in the direction of the woods but to a grande open field that she didn’t even know existed. 
She has always suspected that the districts could be quite pretty if it weren’t for the oppression and poverty and now she can see that she’s right. In Twelve, the sky is blue and beautiful and real. Everything about Twelve is real: the trees, the sunlight, the air, the clothes. The people, the families. 
Wordlessly, he takes her hands in his and when she looks up at him, there’s a rare smile on his face.
“Welcome home, princess.”

THG - Home

On Effie’s first day back in Twelve, after the war, Haymitch shows her around and re-introduces her to the rebuilt district. The Capitol far behind them, he leads her past the broken down fences that used to surround Twelve, not in the direction of the woods but to a grande open field that she didn’t even know existed.

She has always suspected that the districts could be quite pretty if it weren’t for the oppression and poverty and now she can see that she’s right. In Twelve, the sky is blue and beautiful and real. Everything about Twelve is real: the trees, the sunlight, the air, the clothes. The people, the families.

Wordlessly, he takes her hands in his and when she looks up at him, there’s a rare smile on his face.

“Welcome home, princess.”



shikabane-mai:

THG - Effie Trinket, Rebel (PART 2)
[part 1] and [part 3]

shikabane-mai:

THG - Effie Trinket, Rebel (PART 2)

[part 1] and [part 3]