Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way.
Thats fucking it. Watching Star Wars when I get home tonight. Being Princess Leia makes you want Princess Leia.
I’d just as soon kiss a wookie.
Because my infatuation with Princess Leia goes fucking beyond. Just beyond. Also bless the Cloud City dress, all 10 seconds of screen time it got.
Cheating at a board game warrants arm removal: how the hell do you think he’ll feel after he finds out all the rum is gone? A death mark’s not an easy thing to live with.
I want to combine this with alcohol and let the force be with us all.